Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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