Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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