remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
love makes seman taste better
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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