Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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