woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Can I color on your dick again?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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