Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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