This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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