i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
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i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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