Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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