super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Green mimosas i think yes
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
why is half of my head shaved?
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