I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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