bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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