He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
then he tried to convert me to islam
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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