thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
