i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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