Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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