Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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