Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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