I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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