Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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