You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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