I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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