All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I had to cum in my sink.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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