that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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