Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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