the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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