Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?