In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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