I just saw a hot homeless man
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
These 17 People Made Horrible Decisions That Ruined Their Lives
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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