fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Randomize
