butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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