if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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