grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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