dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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