It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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