therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Randomize
