Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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