her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
They are going to name an STD after you.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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