'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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