i don't plan on having that self control this summer
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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