Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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