my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
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You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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