Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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