I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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