Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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