Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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