He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways