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• (708): View more from Illinois

  it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.

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• (559): View more from California

  Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  did you know gatorade and rum go really good together

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  Are you doing depressed science again

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  maybe

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.

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• (562): View more from California

  Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.

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