it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.