Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
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He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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