wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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