It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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