when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
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Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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