Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
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If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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