and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
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so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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