Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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