Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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