Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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